The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
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- terrybritton
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
(NOPE...)
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Computer: Sweetwater CS400v7 Intel Core i7-10700K CPU @ 3.80GHz | 64Gigs RAM | Windows 11 Pro x64 |
MOTU 828 mk3 hybrid
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Keyboard Synths: Kawai K5000s, Korg Wavestation
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MOTU 828 mk3 hybrid
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Keyboard Synths: Kawai K5000s, Korg Wavestation
Controllers: NI Komplete Kontrol S-88 Mk3 & S-49 Mk2; Maschine Mk3 & JAM;
Akai MPK249 & 225, Alesis QX49, Behringer BCF2000 & FCB1010
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
I hear MIDI Life Crisis got a gig playing love tunes for mating llamas in Bolivia.
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
I heard that too. Funny that we both listen to the same records played backwards!
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MOTU 828 mk3 hybrid
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Keyboard Synths: Kawai K5000s, Korg Wavestation
Controllers: NI Komplete Kontrol S-88 Mk3 & S-49 Mk2; Maschine Mk3 & JAM;
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
Last night I saw upon the stair
A little man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh how I wish he'd go away
A little man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh how I wish he'd go away
- monkey man
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
It only took you guys 6 years to revive the ol' gem.
Dayum, my responding to quotes places this post firmly in the on-topic category. Will have to make amends:
Bravo to to the Unicorn gang, still going strong after all these years.
Yup, you did it Terry! Well done mate.
I take you cereal Brother Phil.
Indeed it is Brother Stoivo.
Dayum, my responding to quotes places this post firmly in the on-topic category. Will have to make amends:
Bravo to to the Unicorn gang, still going strong after all these years.
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- mhschmieder
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
How did we manage to ignore this thread for five and a half years? Oh yea, COVID. Well, maybe not, as the last post was almost two years before we entered the new topsy-turvy world.
Hmm, did the lizard people hide the thread from us? What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Hmm, did the lizard people hide the thread from us? What's the frequency, Kenneth?
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
Are we still turning the VPN off for this discussion?
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- monkey man
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
Voracious Porn Network?
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
Velocity Parameter Nudges
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- mhschmieder
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
Voltage Proof Neurons
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Guild Bari, 1512 12-string, M20, Martin OM28VTS, Larivee 0040MH
RME Babyface Pro FS, Radial JDV Mk5, Hammond XK-4, Moog Voyager
Eugenio Upright, 60th Anniversary P-Bass, USA Geddy Lee J-Bass, Yamaha BBP35
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
Vacuous Pea-brained Nincompoop
Most-succinct description of myself I've ever seen...
Most-succinct description of myself I've ever seen...
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
MM, I knew we could count on you to work "poop" into an acronym that contains no "p"(ee)
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Guild Bari, 1512 12-string, M20, Martin OM28VTS, Larivee 0040MH
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
Funny you should say that Mark, 'cause I originally had "Nitwit" and then changed it, thinking the same thing!
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Re: The Longest, Most Inconsistently-Off-Topic Thread in History
At least we have this thread they don't even use real artificial favours anymore.
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