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Dayum, that means less moolah for the hemp strings for my El Torro Strat.
[Breaks out his MonkeyLabs Able 'Cause Abacus™ (Also available in IvoryBead Edition™) and starts calculamating whilst enjoying the delusion that is his MonkeyLabs EyeBolt PWS™ (personal weather system) using the inversion option (sunny when sad / cloudy when happy)... ]
Thank God there's an MLI pooduct for practically every occasion, Terry.
monkey man wrote:it's too hit-and-miss for a luddite like me.
Luddite? Oh really? Then how do you explain this moment captured by your Pooparazi?
MacPro5,1 2012, six core 2 x 3.06, 10.12.5, Digital Performer 9.13, 40 gb ram, 828mkIII, 2408 mkII, MTP AV, Logic Pro X 10.3.1, Studio One v 3.2, Pro Tools 12.7.1
Well, that must've been the capture you earned the 2017 E-Steamed Grand Poobah of Pooparazzi™ award for. Great work, Billy.
However, I stand by my statement that I'm a modern-device luddite. In fact, if you look at my dazed, puffy eyes, you'll be able to tell that I'd been gazing at that thing for hours wondering what it was. The light had even stopped being emitted from it (wassup wit' dat?), so I took it for another deep dive shortly afterwards.
Reality note:
I've still not used a device. Have no idea how to send a text message or even make a 'phone call on a modern "device". Never used a mobile 'phone, iPad or even an iPod. Quite the achievement in this day and age, I'd say.
monkey man wrote:I've still not used a device. Have no idea how to send a text message or even make a 'phone call on a modern "device". Never used a mobile 'phone, iPad or even an iPod. Quite the achievement in this day and age, I'd say.
You'll tell us you're writing these messages at an old oak desk with a quill by candlelight.
You don't need a device because you are a telepathic, psychic, deep monkey. You see all via your simian senses. The giveaway is your new logo:
MacPro5,1 2012, six core 2 x 3.06, 10.12.5, Digital Performer 9.13, 40 gb ram, 828mkIII, 2408 mkII, MTP AV, Logic Pro X 10.3.1, Studio One v 3.2, Pro Tools 12.7.1
True dat, Billy. The key is focus; just look at my eyes!
bayswater wrote:
monkey man wrote:I've still not used a device. Have no idea how to send a text message or even make a 'phone call on a modern "device". Never used a mobile 'phone, iPad or even an iPod. Quite the achievement in this day and age, I'd say.
You'll tell us you're writing these messages at an old oak desk with a quill by candlelight.
Not quite, Stoivo; I'm on the next-best thing - a Cheese Grater™!
Hey fellas, I've been able to log in again these past few days. Wonders never cease.
So, Mr. Man - or can I call you Monkey. Did you really think we would forget this thread. No way. When you say, "Longest" we take that seriously.
No, seriously.
Your friendly neighborhood Phil
DP 11.32, 2020 M1 Mac Mini [9,1] (16 Gig RAM), Mac Pro 3GHz 8 core [6,1] (16 Gig RAM), OS 14.6.1/11.6.2, Lynx Aurora (n) 8tb, MOTU 8pre-es, MOTU M6, MOTU 828, Apogee Rosetta 800, UAD-2 Satellite, a truckload of outboard gear and plug-ins, and a partridge in a pear tree.
